INTERVIEW WITH AN EXTREME CRAPPER

chrysler5thavenue: why is it again that you crapped in bags?

crapper: Because I lived in a motel full of crack heads and only had a public bathroom and the door didn't lock

crapper: You can't defend yourself if you're shitting

chrysler5thavenue: did you also say you crapped into your cereal bowl?

crapper: No o_O

crapper: I only had one bowl

crapper: It was for FOOD

chrysler5thavenue: i thought you said you crapped into that bowl, then put the turds in a bag, and then washed the bowl & ate oatmeal out of it

crapper: Nooooo

crapper: Steamer I never used

crapper: I did that sometimes

chrysler5thavenue: you crapped into a steamer?

crapper: Until I figured out the correct way to shit in the bag without it touching me

crapper: Yeah

crapper: I never used it!

crapper: I had gotten it for broccoli

crapper: But the broccoli smelled weird

crapper: Chemicalish

crapper: It shouldn't smell like chemicals

chrysler5thavenue: did you steam your crap?

crapper: -.-

crapper: No

chrysler5thavenue: why do i remember you telling me you crapped into your breakfast bowl? i would've remembered if you told me you crapped into a steamer.

crapper: I just called the steamer a bowl

crapper: It's bowl shaped

crapper: And I didn't have a breakfast bowl

crapper: I had a small little campfire bowl thing

chrysler5thavenue: did you eat breakfast out of it?

crapper: I don't think I ever really ATE breakfast

crapper: I lived on ramen, pasta, etc

chrysler5thavenue: oatmeal

chrysler5thavenue: you ate oatmeal

crapper: Not for breakfast usually

chrysler5thavenue: you ate ramen for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner?

crapper: I didn't really eat breakfast

crapper: I ate later in the day

chrysler5thavenue: just because you're asleep in the morning when everyone eats breakfast doesn't mean you don't eat breakfast

crapper: I DID NOT SHIT IN THE BOWL I ATE OUT OF

crapper: Kthnx